NEW CLINIC THIS SUMMER! EEEEEEEK!
After 16 years in this business, I am just now learning that all roads lead back to your bum. And after teaching a few mini workshops in this and feeling the change in MY OWN body, I now know that we have been taught all wrong here. This means that 99% of us suffer from "dead butt syndrome", aka "gluteal amnesia."
This amnesia means that even when you are doing all the things correctly ... Even when you've got a trainer telling you to squeeze our cheeks ... Even when you google exhaustively how to do glute exercises for back pain ... Those cheeky cheeks aren't awake enough to get in the game. Sure, they tease you once in a while with a little burn and a little soreness, but in reality, most of the time that burn and that soreness is happening in your upper hamstrings and other smaller muscles in your hip, which all leads back to continued pain and lack of results in your strength.
I KNOW. WHAT THE HECK?!
When your glutes start working, everything changes. I mean it. That's hyperbolic, but gosh darn it, your awakened glutes deserve some hyperbole. Don't listen to me, listen to just a few of the folks sending me messages about this new work:
If you have any of the following symptoms, believe it or not, your issue might be in your cheeks. And I've got the way to get them awake.
I won't let you go home until they are firing.
- Knee pain
- Diastasis Recti
- Hip pain/tightness
- Pelvis pain
- Disc issues
- Ankle weakness
- Plantar Fasciitis
- Chronic neck and upper back spasms
- Feet that turn outwards
- Tucked pelvis
- Pain in joints and body upon awakening
- Overall crunchy, achey feeling
- Poor results in current fitness program, no matter how awesome it is
Here's a breakdown of what you'll get to do with me:
10:00-11:00am: Interactive, hands-on anatomy lesson and experiments
You'll get a mix of visual, listening, and hands-on doing as we take a fascinating tour on the engineering of YOUR bum and why it is so important.
11:00-12:00am: Workout & Customized Fix-Me Session
We will do some fancy things to wake up your bum. I will definitely have MY hands on your cheeks (sorry not sorry), and won't let you move forward until I know it's working. And then we'll dive into an intense workout to target those new awakened muscles. Following that, we will have a Q&A and I'll answer all the questions you may have.
12:00-1:00pm: Optional "Information Potluck"
Let's have some snacks and chat. Plus, we'll have a bunch of info on local resources for continuity of your care. Seriously, I love you all. I wanna hang, if you can.
PICK YOUR LOCATION AND GRAB FAST!
*Special note on locations: I have made terrible errors in the past with spaces not large enough, etc and until I know the range of attendees (20 or 200), I will be waiting on securing space. What I can guarantee is a central location, easily accessible to most areas with consideration of local traffic patterns/nightmares, great parking options, and ample space for you to do your thing. So, book away and know that I GET IT and I've been around the block in this department after two past summer tours. :)
520 8th AVE, NEW YORK, NY 10018